Astrology by SlutBox: January 2019 Horoscopes
What's in the stars for you this month, Babe? Read on for your exclusive January 2019 horoscope from our resident Rosestrologist.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Feeling sluggish getting back into the swing of things after the holiday weekend? You’re not alone, Little Ram. Lucky for you, the planets have your back. Your energy will pick up by mid-month, just in time for a tempting travel opportunity. With 4 luminaries and the asteroid Chiron residing in your professional house, you’re feelin’ extra ambitions. The downside? You’re also 200% neglecting your duties at home. (Chores, anyone?) It’s not the sexiest answer, but setting limits and fulfilling your obligations before you let off some steam is the safest way to make sure you get everything done. Trust me, adopting this strategy will be well worth it in the long run, Aries.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You’re f*cking sexy, Taurus, and right now, everybody is paying attention. You might notice an influx of DMs, compliments and super-likes on Tinder this month. While you’re feelin’ your oats, make sure not to overindulge, particularly on sweets or alcohol. (Bummer, I know). Your health will still be on your mind with the planet Jupiter settling into your health sector for the next year. Don’t fall back into old habits, especially ones which might be destructive to your health or image. January 18th and 19th are golden days, so mark ‘em down in your calendar. With the moon returning to your sign and boosting your natural charm and magnetism, you can ask for (and get) just about anything.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Cat got your tongue? You normally chatty Geminis are quieter than usual this month. Universal energy is making you introspective and that’s not a bad thing, babe. Right now, your desire for passionate encounters and profound, deep conversations is strong. Maybe you’re just saving your breath for the convos that really matter? January sends some unexpected opportunities for success your way. Experiment with new jobs, new technologies, and make as many connections as you can. Most importantly? Listen to your dreams. You heard me right, Psychic Twin. Premonitions and guidance from spirits are common during this mystically-heightened month.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Every planet in the sky is pointing toward communication this month, Cancer. Issues with your relationships and partnerships (romantic, professional and platonic) will be at the forefront. Don’t worry, Moon Child. It’s not all drama-rama. A new love could be entering your life this month! Things at work could be heating up too. Disagreements and arguments may arise, and you may feel challenged by your coworkers or even your superiors. Don’t let the stress get to you, babe. Keep pushin’. The 25th brings up issues of personal value and earning power - this might be a good day to remind the ol’ boss just how much you’re worth.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Is your health on your list of New Year’s Resolutions, Lionheart? If you’ve been spending the holidays partying it up, this month might be a wakeup call to treat your bod with some TLC. After the 19th your focus will shift to relationships. Opt for one-on-one hang sessions - you’ll get more out of intimate encounters than big group parties. An emotional issue may come to the forefront on the 25th. Prepare to talk it out after the 30th. Expect an increase in clarification around any lingering confusion in your partnerships. Maybe it’s time for a DTR (Define The Relationship) Talk?
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
2019 starts off with a bang for you, Virgo. You’re feelin’ refreshed, re-energized, and ready to get this bread. Home and family affairs are in for a bit of a stir up - there’ some lingering business that needs to be addressed - but it’s nothing you can’t handle. If you’re lookin’ for new digs, you mind find a change of residence by the month’s end. Around the 10th you might notice some baby fever. Spend more time with the kiddos in your life, and you might just find yourself wanting to start a fam of your own. Just remember, the appearance of a couple of rugrats won’t tame your partner's independent streak, so make sure this is something you really really want. But hey, if Cardi can do it, why can’t you?
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
The Moon visits your sign twice this month, lucky Libra, giving you ample opportunity to get noticed and make a good impression on all the right people. Now is the time to get sh*t done, Libra. Mark down January 3rd through January 5th and also January 30th and 31st in your calendar. These are golden days where just about everything will be goin’ your way. You’ll be lookin’ and feelin’ your best, so don’t stay cooped up at home. Fill up your social dance card, and mingle with new contacts. January is the month for work work work. Come February you’ll be able to kick up your heels and take some time off for love and leisure.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
I’m not gonna sugar coat it, Scorpio. All that holiday spending has left your wallet in poor shape, and your finances are down in the dumps at the start of 2019. Your budget is on your mind (or it really should be). Be versatile and creative in your work, and pick up new skills wherever you can - you should notice your earning abilities improve with a little hard work. January 5th and 6th will be good days for you, Scorp. People will be hanging on your every word, so let your natural wit sparkle. January 25th marks an important astrological event that emphasizes both your career and your home environment. You might come to the conclusion that one or the other must change if you are to be happy with them both.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Feelin’ spicy? Your January 2019 is bound to be more fired up than usual. There’s a New Moon and several other luminaries hanging out in your 2nd house of finances that can significantly improve your bank account. Your friends will be sure to have your back this month, which is lucky for you - because of your crew you’re likely to avoid following through on some disastrous plans. Your home environment is subject to some quirky upsets but nothing irreparable. If you’re feelin’ hot under the collar, check in with yourself and let off some steam by hittin’ the gym, walking around the block or deep cleaning your closet - anything to release some of that energy!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Happy Birthday January Caps! The 10th is a powerful day for you, astrologically speaking. Four luminaries align with your Sun and lend structure and meaning to your day. Jupiter at the top of your chart will shine a light on your social status. January is all about balance, babe. Keep dark thoughts at bay. If you’re revenge-hungry, just remember the golden rule - what energy you put out returns triplefold. Send positive thoughts to others less fortunate (including your haters) and be receptive to the positive energy that returns your way. Some of those positive vibes could even be in the form of dollar signs. Not a bad way to start off the new year, eh?
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Happy Birthday January Aquarians! While you’re naturally in tune with Mother Earth, you’re feeling especially in synch with nature this month, Aquarius. Several planetary transits in your 12th house are giving you a deeper appreciation of your role on Earth. Spend as much time in nature as possible this month, Aquarius, especially on the 10th of the month. You’ll feel drawn to animals this month, whether it’s an afternoon spent feeding birds in the park or a night in snuggling up with your pet.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
With five planets in mutable signs, the start of your year is feeling a bit hectic. Try to offset some of the stress by getting hyper-organized, and maybe sign up for a dance or exercise class so you can blow off some steam. By the end of the month, things should even out and you’ll have a clearer vision of your goals and what you really want from life. If you’re looking for more insight, try meditating or crystal gazing or put together a vision board. New friends will pop up around the 10th of the month. These new contacts will be supportive of your new goals, so keep ‘em close.