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The Sexiest Valentines Day Gifts For Each Zodiac Sign

The Sexiest Valentines Day Gifts For Each Zodiac Sign

by: Sub Cat

Valentines Day gift shopping is hard, so why not turn to the stars for help? We consulted our resident Rosestrologist to compile the definitive guide of the dopest Valentines gifts for each zodiac sign.

Aries (March 21 - April 19) - The Experience Gift

Given the choice between a material gift and an experience gift, adventurous Aries will pick the experience gift every time. Leave those traditional heart-shaped boxes and sappy cards at home, and opt for an new experience. Paintballing? Couples massage? Tasting menu at a new restaurant in town? Tickets to an out of town concert? Whatever the experience, a new adventure is sure to delight you Aries boo.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - Keep It Low-Key

Bulls are warm-hearted and loving, so you can count on them to be up for celebrating V-Day - just as long as it isn't too over the top. Taurus is one of the most practical signs in the zodiac, remember! Grand romantic gestures might win over some signs, but stick to low-key personal connections and sweet mementos for your Taurus bae. A safe bet for sensual bulls is a gift that will either feel good or taste good. An easy pick? A bottle of nice wine for the two of you to enjoy together, with the phone off the hook.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20) - Surprise 'Em

Geminis are anything but traditional, so steer clear of snoozer gifts like a dozen roses or stuffed animals. Take your mercurial Gemini flame out on the town instead. Pick a cultural even, like a gallery opening, a museum exhibit, a concert or a arthouse film screening.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) - The Mushy Stuff

Cancers are the most sentimental sign in the zodiac. That means crabs are secretly (or rather, not-so-secretly) hoping their partner will go all out on Valentine's Day. Think heart balloons, stuffed animals, flowers delivered to their work, rose petals on the bed, the whole nine yards. Don't forget the card.

Leo (July 23 - August 22) - The Big Moves

Leos are famously loyal and loving. Lions see V-Day as an opportunity to really express those lovey-dovey feelings in the only way a Leo knows how - over the top. Rather than waitin' for their partner to shower them in gifts, they're likely planning something special, romantic and extra for their partner instead. Still wanna get your Leo something? (Hint: you should). Look for an over the top blinged out gift they can really show off, like an iced out gold and diamond choker.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22) - The Practical Gift

Ever practical, chances are your Virgo boo thinks you should just save your $$$ on V-Day. Instead of wasting your money on an overpriced bouquet that'll wilt in a couple days, invest in a practical gift to impress your Virgo lover. If you just gotta get flowers, stick with a succulent terrarium that they can enjoy for years.

Libra (September 23 - October 22) - All The Bells & Whistles

Libras are ruled by Venus, the planet of love. I'll let you guess if that means that V-Day is an important holiday. Whether they'll admit it or not, Valentine's Day is a big one for Libras. Pull all the stops and show your Libra bae you care with a grand romantic gesture (or two).

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) - The Sexxxxy Gift

Scorpios are also the sign of sex. That means most Scorps would rather spend V-Day in the sack than at a fancy restaurant. Get them a gift that'll let them get their freak on. Need some inspo? Find the best sex toys for you and your bae here. (You're welcome).

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) - The Jetset Gift

Optimistic and fun-loving Sagittarius aren't easily wooed with frilly romantic gestures. They'd much rather be globe trotting with someone they love than sitting through endless declarations of love and processions of gifts. Whisk your Sag bae off for a weekend getaway, whether to an exotic destination or to a boutique hotel in an undiscovered part of your hometown. Another safe bet? A trusty AirBNB Gift Card.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) - The V-Day Hater

Capricorn is ruled by Saturn, which is the planet of time. This explains Cap's orderliness and obsession with being punctual. Prudent, practical Caps aren't likely to swoon over a stuffed teddy bear or a bouquet of heart-shaped balloons. Sure, take your Cap boo to dinner, but don't expect 'em to get misty-eyed.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) - The Galentines Day Celebrator

Social Aquarians would most likely rather be celebrating Galentines Day with their closest friends. Not to say that Aquarians aren't romantics, but they never miss a chance to gas up their friends. Why not get all their loved ones in one place by throwing a little Valentines/Galentines soiree? End the night by playing a round of 7 Minutes In Heaven.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20) - The Giver

Sensitive Pisces might not admit it, but they've probably already put hours and hours into the thoughtful planning and curation of your V-Day gift. That's because Pisces are natural givers - they love the chance to shower people they love with presents, and Valentine's Day is no exception. Return the favor with a romantic, sensual gift that'll set the mood in their boudoir. Think a super-soft blanket or a divinely scented candle.

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